- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah