- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
(Source: macarena-of-time, via standingfarapart)
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
(via standingfarapart)
HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING
(Source: contractings, via trill-latinaa-ovoxo)
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
(Source: doctortveit, via trill-latinaa-ovoxo)
